BUY OUR LAST COPY at AMAZON!!!

So I checked our Amazon page (hoping to see the return of some of their unintentionally hilarious "similar items") and what do I find? This:

Only 1 left in stock--order soon (more on the way).

I don't know how many they sold, but apparently they only have ONE COPY left. ONE COPY! Somebody out there, buy it so I can see what happens when they sell out.